The guaranteed coverage scam
Word reaches the Media Majlis gossip hotline of a new service that has F&B flacks in a flap this week.
This isn’t one of the many wonderful pro-rata offerings that have sprung up from local agencies around the world recently.
Just another crack at the very tried, very tested and extremely tired guaranteed coverage game.
Everything about it screams belated Aprils Fools. But, very sadly, it isn’t.
It’s hard to see how any brand will benefit from AI-generated press releases which are guaranteed to be published by unnamed media sources with zero human counsel or consideration.
And even if the people behind these ventures always claim that they aren’t trying to replace traditional PR, it still feels like snake oil dressed up as innovation.
Make no mistake, this is not sour grapes from another vendor.
We welcome competition that helps to evolve and grow the entire industry. Carma’s recent webinar series on the Gulf conflict was superb.
And I’ll freely admit that Roxhill offers AI-powered tools across its media intelligence ecosystem to help PRs make informed decisions about their campaign work.
But – like every reputable agency and ethical media outlet out there – we don’t rely on automation, we don’t guarantee results and we don’t promise coverage.
This undermines the very essence of why PR is such a valuable and integral part of the communications environment. And does nothing to further the industry’s attempts at proving its value.
Because there is no such thing as guaranteed coverage. At least, not anything resembling meaningful coverage.
There is earned and there is paid. Anything else is just low-quality SEO.
So, if anyone reading this wants some real, human-led support during these trying times, feel free to email me direct for some recommendations of local agencies I’m sure would be happy to help you.
Or you could approach a local freelancer direct, of which there are many.
Recent media moves
Nicolas Parasie has joined the FT as Gulf Business Correspondent based in Dubai. He was previously Finance Reporter at Bloomberg News.
Previously Executive Editor at Gulf News, Meher Murshed has been appointed Managing Editor at Emirates 24|7.
Ashwani Kumar has left his role as Chief Reporter at Gulf News.
Nour Ibrahim has left her role as a Social Media Journalist at The National and joined the office of the Vice President and Prime Minister of the UAE.
AnewZ has hired Travis Richards as a Journalist. He was previously Editor at Utilities Middle East and Oil & Gas Middle East.
Nancy Uddin has left her role as Acting Deputy Editor at Cosmopolitan Middle East.
Nukta’s Faisal Aziz Khan has left his role as Chief Editor.
Beginning this spring, Semafor Gulf will publish every weekday, alongside expanded reporting and more live events. More here (after the third story).
Reading list
The oldest job in journalism [Semafor]
With so many journalists killed, who is left to cover Lebanon? [CJR]
How AI is turning up in the opinion pages of major publications [The Atlantic] $
Inside an AI-powered private school [404 Media]
Diary Dates
Monday 13th April
MEPRA is running a free webinar “Regional Conflict & Commercial Risk: Legal Essentials for Media, PR and Events Businesses in the UAE”. Register here



